Vampires Can Just Be As Choosy

Over coffee with some of the gals:

Me: I’ve always wondered; how do vampires process the blood they suck? I mean in this day and age, although they are technically dead, they could get STDs or HIV right? Will it affect them?

Juju: That’s why in the past, all these creatures of the night went for the virgins. Not this whole new fanged notion of bite anyone. That could be a practical reason for the whole “pure and chaste” concept.

Me: Hmmm… That makes sense…

Alien: *suddenly* But teenagers these days can have high blood pressure too!

Everyone: ……

 

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